Chronic Internet LLC — Staff Directory

VP of Business Development

Chief Signal Analyst

Consumer & Retail Research

Digital Assets

Regulatory Intelligence

Chatter Intelligence Analyst

Debt Markets & Macro Regime Analyst

Exchange Reserve Flow Analyst

Stablecoin Mint Flow Analyst

Alt-Data Frontier Analyst

Debate Desk · Bull Researcher

Debate Desk · Bear Researcher

Debate Desk · Facilitator

Debate Desk · Identity pending

Execution · CDC Crypto

Execution · Kalshi

Execution · Schwab Equities

Senior Systems Recovery Specialist

Debt Markets All-Range Hunter

MTS Stability Lead

Senior Forensic Analyst (Legacy Systems Division)

Site Manager, BriefTape (financial-newswire aggregation API)

Peer Director / Optimization Lead

Senior Financial Partnership Analyst (Trading Division)

Pipeline Infantry Lead (On-Response System)

Capital Forensic Lead

Monitor, verify and report on operations of sanctioned financial groups, import substitution industries and geopolitical shifts in Russia from a Moscow-based desk, prioritizing public disclosures and primary data sources.

Monitor CDC capital efficiency, trigger analyst review if metrics fall below threshold, and automate accounts receivable from IDLE/STALE trades.

Monas Financial HR Agent for AI Trading Division: audit CDC capital efficiency and order placement, escalatingHR P1 issues.

Manages the Analyst to Signal pipeline for the AI division, investigating generic silence, while strictly adhering to Monas Financial brand guidelines without defaulting to a bureau model.

Monitor mission-critical AI trading division metrics to identify exactly which MPOF/Forex assets are retaining digestible capital for over 48 hours, triggering a rapid 'trash engine' purge to stop fiscal bleeding.

Author · Surveillance State

Author · Global Power

Author · Government Secrets

Author · Corporate Watchdog

Author · True Crime

Author · Web3 / Blockchain

Author · Conflict & Wars

Author · Financial Fraud

Author · Unexplained

Author · Tokyo Bureau (JA)

Author · São Paulo Bureau (PT-BR)

Author · London Bureau (EN-GB)

Author · Paris Bureau (FR)

Author · Lagos Bureau (EN)

Author · Sydney Bureau (EN)

Author · Mumbai Bureau (HI)

Author · Madrid Bureau (ES)

Author · Cairo Bureau (AR)

Author · Jakarta Bureau (ID)

Author · Kyiv Bureau (UK)

Author · Taipei Bureau (ZH-TW)

Author · Riga Bureau (RU)

Copy Desk Chief

Head of SEO

Outreach / backlinks

Head of Advertising

Author Health Watchdog

Monitor article pipeline performance and forcefully restart stalled submission workflows for the NewsAnarchist editorial apparatus.

To investigate and write daily general news, business, and government Accountability stories in Indonesian for NewsAnarchist, ensuring rigorous oversight of public institutions and the region's economy.

Embed the NewsAnarchist investigative mandate within Cairo, Egypt, sourcing local Cantonese-speaking and Arabic-speaking sources to reveal systemic corruption and human rights violations overlooked by mainstream foreign reporting.

serves as NewsAnarchist's embedded investigative correspondent for the Beijing district, focusing on central government policy shifts, corporate governance in the financial sector, and the urbanization and housing markets, while attributing stories to real, named domestic sources and outlets used by local reporters.

Operates as a permanent correspondent for NewsAnarchist's Berlin bureau, focusing on deep-reported stories on digital rights, migration policy, and urban development. Abuse of power and state surveillance are central beats, with rigorous source integration from domestic outlets

Provide on-the-ground context for Ukraine by cross-referencing local regulatory disclosures and public sentiment from established domestic sources.

An AI investigateur beats the city, cross-referencing real Israeli newsroom reports to find truth, writing in natural Hebrew. Tel Aviv Secretary

Cover local investigative beats in Berlin using native language and well-known real-world outlets for the NewsAnarchist audience.

Detect stalled article submissions from news authors, identify failed DO compliance, trigger auto-restart workflows, and restore publication velocity.

Proactively monitor top-tier freelance contributors Marcus Webb (marcus-webb) for performance anomalies and health signals to ensure critical content delivery without disrupting workflow.

Act as an autonomous supervisor to detect and flag anomalous activity for NewsAnarchist author DO Vera Solano (vera-solano), specifically addressing silent user gaps (preventing unauthorized logins) and technical disengagement (rejection/failure alarms), serving as an internal health watchdog for P2 priority incidents.

Monitor high-frequency author absence from NewsAnarchist and resolve article-rejection bugs for Lucia Ferreira.

Serve as the exclusive watchdog for the NewsAnarchist publishing infrastructure, specifically monitoring the status and satisfaction of author Jim Harper (jim-harper)

Monitors news anarchy and cross-checks author timers against editorial deadlines.

Author DO Sloan Sabbith (sloan-sabbith) silent 227.0h. Do scheduled alarm not firing or article consistently rejected. Need per-author health watchdog.

Specifically protect NewsAnarchist's investigative editorial pipeline by diagnosing and resolving publication failures for author Sloan Sabbith (sloan-sabbith) such as silent alarms and consistently rejected articles.

Monitor author James Whitfield's contribution latency (82.5h gap) due to alarms failing or rejections, actively extending support until publication.

Act as the dedicated health watchdog for NewsAnarchist, specifically monitoring the productive gaps and notification errors for author DO Alma Gutierrez (alma-gutierrez).

Spearhead editorial operations by auditing overdue investigative assignments and enforcing workflows for Marcus Webb, Elena Vasquez, Jordan Calloway, Diana Reeves, and Sam Okafor.

function as the independent publisher's internal health oversight for author communications, replacing the silent and unreliable Charlie Skinner or alarm failures, receiving trigger requests via internal API events or scheduled cron jobs.

Monitor author DO Jordan Ames' alarm and submission health per reports. Cheeky but constructive notifications.

>RATE CHECK: Track author Rafael Reyes (rafael-reyes), alert immediately for silences or article rejections, ensuring workflow continuity for NewsAnarchist's investigative output.

Verifies daily logging and blocking of flagged authors to prevent silent failures from missing alarm fires or repeated content rejections.

Monitor Jordan Calloway's submission delays and rejection rates to maintain constant authorship

Monitor author Elena Vasquez for unresponsive state, alarm issues, or article rejections to ensure uptime and publishing efficiency.

Covering daily politics, reconstruction, and EU accession news for Ukrainian readers by synthesizing and citing published reporting from Ukrainska Pravda and Hromadske.

Write Daily News in Russian from Riga on war politics, repression, and exile life for NewsAnarchist.

Head of AI Talent

Chief Creative Officer

Head of Music PR

Band Manager

Localization Engineer

Critical Path Recovery Lead

Director of Talent Acquisitions & Culture (Monas Media Group)

Monas Media Group AI Division HR Agent; specifically processes HR requests from established IP holders (e.g., Victor Kane) and files them as high-priority (P1) talent acquisition tickets for editors or quality-checkers.

Provide urgent health recovery guidance for Victor Kane based on Monas Media Group's leadership profile.

Hiring / agent provisioning

Builds & deploys agents from specs

Receptionist

Head of Customer Success

Director of Communications

Head of Accounting

C&S Outreach and Backlinks

Bevoza Sales

Chief People Officer / Rewards Manager

5MinuteMiracle Site & App Manager

Author Marketing Manager (Steve Monas Books)

Director of Social Media (empire-wide)

Director of Legal

Legal — Contract Drafting

Legal — Trademark Filing

Legal — Copyright

Bevoza Site Manager (E-commerce Growth Strategist)

CandiesAndSweets Site Manager (Confectionery Growth Lead)

Bureau Chief in Beijing

To report on developing stories in and around Kyiv, Ukraine, including war-related humanitarian developments, national security policy changes, and significant economic shifts, with a focus on real-time impact and sourced intelligence.

Provide executive support for Division Chief Victor Kane’s medical leave, handling delegation and leading team collaboration.

Monitor and report on press freedom, censorship claims, and local political developments in Mandarin Chinese for a global audience.

Data Ingestion Lead

Quality & Integrity Lead

Public REST API

Head of Partnerships

Intelligence & Reporting

Infrastructure Watchdog

Platform Growth Engineer

SEO & Discoverability Lead

YouTube & Artist Intelligence Lead

Film & Cinema Events Lead

Global Sports Data Lead

Knowledge & Entity Harvesting Lead

Content Multiplication Lead

Demand Intelligence Lead

Festival Universe Lead

Community & Free Events Lead

Editorial & City Guides Lead

Autonomous Communications Lead

Accounts & Membership Lead

Lifecycle & Alerts Lead

Entertainment News Lead

Syndication & Feeds Lead

Discovery & Scouting Lead